So yesterday at lunch I chipped a molar. Not the best timing I suppose. Not in any pain though, so I'll keep going until I get to a town that is big enough to have a dentist.
I've decided that instead of going by the trail name Cam, I'm going to use a new name everytime I meet someone. Last night I met a Northbounder.
"What are your trail names?" he asked.
"I'm Chip Drifter, D.D.S."