Chunky Gal Trail Intersection

Very clever Appalachian Trail, but I'm not falling for your ruse. With I, a battered but determined thru-hiker, a mere 80 miles from Springer, you are clearly worried that you will soon be conquered. For shame, Appalachian Trail, that you have the audacity to try and sway a wouldbe thru-hiker off trail with such an obvious nonveridical temptation! You'll have to try harder than that to stop me Appalachian Trail! I am getting to Springer! And further more, your failed attempt to throw up this roadblock has only served to embolden my resolve!